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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Today I did something that would not make my mother proud. I ordered a Vegan Starters Kit from PETA. If my mother found out she would picket and burn an animal in my front yard in retaliation. Just Kidding. But let's just say she's not PETA's most avid fan, but she is "health's" most avid fan and would support the Vegan aspect. So hey mother, technically I'm doing what you've taught me: to live in the sweet light of Health and...sapping PETA of it's resources by ordering a free kit - in which they pay shipping and handling - therefore, I myself am burning a symbolic sacrificial animal in PETA's front yard. You're welcome.
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